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Devil Roommate is about to die

heydeneen:

She jacked some movies from my other roommate on top of leaving the kitchen a mess for us to clean up when we all came back from home this week. Out other roommate cleaned the kitchen twice. Apparently the garbage was piled up to the height of the kitchen counter top at one point. There’s shit on the stove. Unidentifiable scum on the sink. She ate all of our milk, cheese, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter (which had our names on it). I’m about to post pictures. Tried to knock on her door. She won’t answer. She was just up 5 minutes ago.

Last night I left all the cleaning supplies on the counter with the following note:

Dear Sara,

Clean YOUR mess. I didn’t eat off of your dishes… I’m not cleaning them. There are crumbs all over the counter, there’s stuff on the stove. Apparently we ran out of paper towels and napkins while we were gone, Heather replaced the dishwasher soap, so we would appreciate it if you would replace them since you’ll need them to clean with anyway. The inside of the microwave also needs to be cleaned. We are ALL tired of cleaning up after you and it was extremely disrespectful of you to have left the kitchen the way it is. I’m not your maid. If you want to hire me I charge $50 hr.

pretty much my life. i live with children who are older than me and never learned to clean up after themselves. GET IT TOGETHER ASSHOLES.

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sarazucker: there’s a new street style blog to add to your google reader: planet awesome kid focuses on the best-dressed of the youngest generation. and you thought old people were stylish? these kids prove that chicness begins at birth. the site was created by casting director julia samersova adler and she plants to host charity events that plan to raise money for kid-centric causes in the near future.

sarazucker:

there’s a new street style blog to add to your google reader: planet awesome kid focuses on the best-dressed of the youngest generation. and you thought old people were stylish? these kids prove that chicness begins at birth. the site was created by casting director julia samersova adler and she plants to host charity events that plan to raise money for kid-centric causes in the near future.

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lily allen remixed

yeah  budddyyyyy

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wearetheweirdos: East Village Boys / BOY OF THE WEEK i really want a sleeve

wearetheweirdos:

East Village Boys / BOY OF THE WEEK

i really want a sleeve

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originally by Death Cab For Cutie
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What I Wore: Modern Margot

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When:
November 3, 2009

What:
Coat: On loan from Market Publique
Gloves: also on loan from Market Publique
Tights: Simply Vera from Kohl’s
Dress: vintage, thrifted and altered
Shoes: ModCloth

Where:
Walk to the park, coffee and general milling about

Why:
This outfit is a perfect example of how a coat can make everything just… special. I felt like a 2009 version of Margot Tenenbaum in this look… walking down the street with my camera and tripod and big glasses and vintage coat (Should Rian Johnson or Wes Anderson need a costume director, I’m available). Actually, it was a pretty cool feeling.  Then I set up shop and jumped around in the leaves and had a ball of a time doing it. I’ve also taken to wearing gloves lately, even when its not cold out. I just feel like it completes the look.

Finally, lets talk about the hosiery and shoes - I hate pantyhose. I do not have a pair to share in my closet. But when a nude leg compliments an outfit, I opt for nude fishnets. I think fishnets used to have a bad rep for being sort of tarty legwear - but these are perfectly ladylike.  And as the magazines tell you, wearing nude shoes with a nude leg really does make them l-l-longer.

I really like this look. Too bad it’s still in the mid 60s in Jacksonville.

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fuckyeahmarykateashley: my roommate and I dressed as MK and Ashley on Halloween.  I doubt the twins have ever been caught in a Schnuck’s grocery store buying Bud Light, though. Submitted by rachelralphs oh that’s lovely! haha awesome

fuckyeahmarykateashley:

my roommate and I dressed as MK and Ashley on Halloween.  I doubt the twins have ever been caught in a Schnuck’s grocery store buying Bud Light, though.

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oh that’s lovely!

haha awesome

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the way you smile

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anattemptatdecency:

makes me fucking sick

i know exactly who you are talking about.

please agree. please. there are numerous reasons.

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the way you smile

makes me fucking sick

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I love this man.

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thediaryofsuricruise: “Mother, this sizzurp or lemonade or sizzurade has got me tippin’. Wood grain gripping. Still tippin’ on four fours wrapped in four vogues. Pimping four hoes and I’m packing four fours. Blowing on the endo Game Cube Nintendo. Five percent tint so you can’t see up in my window. These toddlers don’t understand me cuz I’m Boss Hogg on candy. Top down at Maxi’s wit a big glock nine handy. Pieced up creased up staying dressed to impress. Big boss belt buckle under my Mitchell and Ness. Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when I Escalade. When I’m riding Sprewells sliding like a escapade. I got it made the big boss of the north. Ain’t shit changed I still represent Brentwood!”

thediaryofsuricruise:

“Mother, this sizzurp or lemonade or sizzurade has got me tippin’. Wood grain gripping. Still tippin’ on four fours wrapped in four vogues. Pimping four hoes and I’m packing four fours. Blowing on the endo Game Cube Nintendo. Five percent tint so you can’t see up in my window. These toddlers don’t understand me cuz I’m Boss Hogg on candy. Top down at Maxi’s wit a big glock nine handy. Pieced up creased up staying dressed to impress. Big boss belt buckle under my Mitchell and Ness. Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when I Escalade. When I’m riding Sprewells sliding like a escapade. I got it made the big boss of the north. Ain’t shit changed I still represent Brentwood!”

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my younger sister just called me crying because this gay guy who was her bff totally ditched her for this new gay guy at school with some gay fiance (oh, high school) and now they’re talking shit and giving “those really good dirty looks gay guys can do” and she thinks they are going to break into our house and beat her up or something. mind you they are like 90 lbs, at the most, and are more paranoid at their own sexuality to even think about shit like that in the first place. you don’t fuck with family. they will be crushed when i get back into town.

oh today was actually a pretty nice day except my dad died three months ago on this very day, and speaking of that i was telling my soon-to-be delta gamma sister how he died in starbucks and she was hysterically crying, and i was the one holding her telling her it would be okay. kind of backwards, but my life is somewhat turned upside down not to be backwards.

the weather is nice.

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babyastronauts:

how to break up a kitten fight

Oh my god Tony!!! YESS I totally forgot about this video! we were crying! yay mushrooms!

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