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Devil Roommate is about to die

She jacked some movies from my other roommate on top of leaving the kitchen a mess for us to clean up when we all came back from home this week. Out other roommate cleaned the kitchen twice. Apparently the garbage was piled up to the height of the kitchen counter top at one point. There’s shit on the stove. Unidentifiable scum on the sink. She ate all of our milk, cheese, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter (which had our names on it). I’m about to post pictures. Tried to knock on her door. She won’t answer. She was just up 5 minutes ago.

Last night I left all the cleaning supplies on the counter with the following note:

Dear Sara,

Clean YOUR mess. I didn’t eat off of your dishes… I’m not cleaning them. There are crumbs all over the counter, there’s stuff on the stove. Apparently we ran out of paper towels and napkins while we were gone, Heather replaced the dishwasher soap, so we would appreciate it if you would replace them since you’ll need them to clean with anyway. The inside of the microwave also needs to be cleaned. We are ALL tired of cleaning up after you and it was extremely disrespectful of you to have left the kitchen the way it is. I’m not your maid. If you want to hire me I charge $50 hr.

pretty much my life. i live with children who are older than me and never learned to clean up after themselves. GET IT TOGETHER ASSHOLES.

Posted 1 month ago 6 notes